Mirror, Mirror ... |
Mirror, mirror on the wall This is a disaster! Look at me. I'm getting old Dicky knee in plaster, Belly-button going south, Down on chin and down in mouth. Mirror, mirror on the wall Once I was a beauty. Suddenly I feel the cold, Dances are a duty. Tired of tramping up the town; Longing for my dressing-gown. Mirror, mirrror on the wall Borrowed time is flying; Robbing me of memory, All my friends are dying. I forgot one funeral; Names will not remain at all! Mirror, mirror on the wall All my bones are crumbling. Every nerve is going mad And I've started mumbling. Lightning flashes in my eyes Itchy back and jelly thighs. Mirror, mirror on the wall Make me stand up straighter! I am in no rush at all To meet with my Creator! I'm fighting back against decline I'm backing up my life on-line. Mirror, mirror on the wall, Don't you go near Facebook! Here I choose a digital Lavender and lace look. Here, I'm who I want to be In quasi-immortality. |